Here's a reply letter I use to the (repeat) Spam I get in my mailboxes every day.  Feel Free to Copy this and send it out to your hearts content:

Subject:  Thank you so much for your wonderful emails:

...To be honest, at first they bothered me a lot; because for some reason.. I've become very popular lately.  You see, you aren't the only one, excited to offer me the key to stunning riches and freebies galore!  Believe it or not there've been days, when I have over 200 emails in my inbox. from perfect strangers - who say care about me!  I must say their (and your) heartfelt promise that, you only have my best interest in mind is truly touching!

Mind you, it took me quite a while to stop quivering with anger, frustration & exhaustion  (it was probably around the 1000 mark)  when I had my 'light bulb moment'! 

I mean - how on earth can I upset with so many people who desperately want to become  my new best friend??   And I realized ignoring your messages, must be coming across as -the height of rudeness.  Therefore, please accept my heartfelt apologies for ignoring your tenacious attempts to be-friend me.   I promise - you've convinced me you care.  

So from now on;  rest assured - I'll not only read and reply to your wonderful mail - I'll also, return the favor, and send you copies of my new friends offers!!

 That way - we can both, not only learn to make - $100,000.00  a week !!!... in no time flat!! ---  your heart and spirit will surely feel as blessed as mine, with this outpouring of affection from total strangers!

So until tomorrow...  (or later today - if some really special - once in a lifetime offer - never seen before - have to tell you about it now, crosses my path... like the link below...  (I mean it's supposed to be, the newest - most mind boggling - deal of all deals!!!  - never released to the public  till NOW - you must take advantage of.  But sshhhh...  don't tell anyone else okay?  Let's keep this one a secret a little while longer.) 

My sincerest regards
DidiM